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WARNING: These pamphlets may contain a few expletives and/or some language inappropriate for children.
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1. Rush Limbaugh: Voice of the Religious Threat in America (12 pages) By analyzing Limbaugh's beliefs and trying to illustrate the religious threat, I hope to make the modern political situation more real to myself and others. 2. Sean Hannity and the Tactics of the Enemy (19 pages) This paper builds on the first and examines some of the tactics used by religious conservatives to spread their threatening ideas throughout the culture. 3. Billy Graham and the Christian Crusade Against Truth and Freedom (15 pages) Here I inspect the evangelical creed of Billy Graham. In my view, his brand of Christian faith is the root cause of countless problems with today's culture. 4. Rick Warren: Master Assimilator for the Christian Collective (13,511 words; pamphlet not available) Having illustrated the Christian warmonger’s anti-civilization ideology, I now turn my attention to his basic war tactics. How does he conduct his evil assault on humanity? What is his methodology? How does he recruit? How does he train? How does he attack? These are the questions I strive to answer in this paper.
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1. Weirdo Thinking (18 pages) [ Read selections online ] October 2000 — This pamphlet contains transcripts of the Devil’s very first online chats with Christian chicks. 2. The Trickster vs. The Treats (18 pages) [ Read selections online ] Halloween 2000 — This time Satan goes trick-or-treating online and bumps into some more ladies of Christ. 3. The Search for a Queen (17 pages) [ Read selections online ] November 2000 — Experience the horror of Lucifer on the Internet, trying to hit on Christian chicks. 4. Stepping Over the Line (18 pages) [ Read selections online ] Good Friday 2001 — In his Web search for a Christian bride, sometimes Satan takes things a little too far. 5. The Hellman Cometh (18 pages) [ Read selections online ] January 2004 — The Devil tries to impress the Jesus girls with his wit and wisdom.
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1. Christian Chicks & The Man In Hell: God Knows What You're Typing (18 pages) Easter 2004 — I, William Swig, was kidnapped by Satan and taken to Hell. Eventually I managed to locate Satan’s Internet account password and secretly log onto the Web from his office computer. I then contacted several Christian chicks online and begged them for help. This pamphlet contains the transcripts of those chats. 2. Mormon Girls & The Private Eye: Experience the Warm Feeling (18 pages) August 2004 — Malachi Tortuga, a private investigator from Los Angeles, was hired by an unknown client to locate Jesus Christ, the alleged messiah who went missing 2000 years ago. The only clue Mr. Tortuga had was the story of religious leader Joseph Smith, who some say was the last man to see Jesus Christ in the flesh. Since Mr. Smith has long been dead, Mr. Tortuga decided to question his followers, starting with randomly selected Mormon girls.
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1. Bemused: Love Poems (12 pages) [ Read selections online ] Twelve original love poems written by Mister Swig.
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